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Apr 6, 2025
🎬 Alec Baldwin: “Shhh, You Know the Rules” — A Narcissist’s Favorite Co-Star
Filed under: From Roasting Trump to Getting Roasted by Your Wife on Camera
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👀 The Roast:
Alec Baldwin: the man, the myth, the walking rage tweet with a SAG card.
Here’s a guy who made a whole career out of yelling at people with just enough charm to not get kicked out of Hollywood — until he did.
He’s roasted Trump for years with an SNL impression so exaggerated it actually helped Trump. 🤷♀️
Even Melania said it was hilarious, which is how you know it stung.
But the real comedy?
His own life became the parody.
🎥 Red Carpet Flashback:
Wife: “Shhh. No talking when I’m talking. You know the rules.”
Alec: 😳
The world: 😮💀
Sir, are you okay? Blink twice if you need a rescue team with a copy of your old Emmy.
🧠 Respectfully Sarcastic Truth:
You can’t spend your whole career calling people fascists while getting dictated to on a carpet like a kid in timeout at Chuck E. Cheese. 🎟️👶
Especially when your “I’m a tough guy” persona folds faster than your lawyer when the cameras come out.
He’s got mommy issues, anger issues, authority issues — and his main issue?
He thinks being loud = being right.
But even louder than Alec?
His wife’s control-freak energy on full display.
Forget SNL — this couple needs their own Lifetime original movie called:
“Shhh: The Baldwin Marriage Story”
Subtitled: “And You Thought Trump Had Problems”
🎯 TL;DR:
- Roast Trump all you want, Alec.
- Just remember: you live in a glass penthouse with zero self-awareness and a wife who gives cult leader energy.
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