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Apr 6, 2025
🚀 Elon Musk: “From Mars to Memes — Roast Me Daddy” 😈
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👨🚀 Now, back to our regularly scheduled roast:
Elon Musk: the only man alive who can make a Tesla crash and the stock market dip with one tweet — and still walk away looking like Iron Man’s eccentric cousin.
Let’s be honest:
He’s not your average billionaire.
He’s a tech bro on a Red Bull drip, tweeting Doge memes at 3am, launching rockets for fun, and somehow making people believe that owning Twitter is a humanitarian act.
“Let that sink in.” — Elon, holding an actual sink
🎤 Mic? No. Plumbing fixture? Always.
💬 The Roast Breakdown:
- The Hairline: Started from the bottom, now it’s here. Literally.
- The Tweets: Like a teenager on a sugar rush with the nuclear codes.
- The Kids’ Names: Not even autocorrect knows what’s happening.
- The Companies: PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter… or as Elon calls it:
- “Just a little side hustle while I colonize Mars.”
- The Vibe: Part Bond villain, part 4chan admin, part real-life Tony Stark —
if Tony forgot to take his Adderall.
🧠 Respectfully Sarcastic Truth:
For a guy trying to escape Earth, Elon sure spends a lot of time fighting with Earthlings online.
Whether he’s trolling AOC, firing staff by tweet, or getting into slap-fights with legacy media — he’s the final boss of the internet.
And let’s not forget — he bought Twitter for $44 billion, then renamed it X, as if we all just got dumped by our favorite app.
🧵 But real talk…
The man did launch reusable rockets.
He did make electric cars cool.
He did meme himself into meme-hood.
So yeah, we’re roasting him — but only because he’s one of the few who can actually take it.
✨ Even billionaires deserve a little barbecue.
Just don’t ask him to grill — he’ll try to automate the spatula and tweet about it halfway through.
#ElonMusk
#TechRoast
#FromMarsToMemes
#Trumplesteelskin
#PoliticalSatire
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Hate him or love him DJT is a man of his word. America is a business & country with 50 kids to lead and give direction/support to this represents her (America) Sovereignty. This ain’t CNN/The View (Jezebels hell.) Only 1 currency spent, time/attention only thing you pay for!Following
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