Nikki L Russell

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Published in Trumplesteelskin — Where the Spin Gets Unraveled 🧵
If you ever find yourself talking for 25 hours straight, there’s a good chance you’re either under CIA interrogation or you’re Corey Booker filibustering for… well, that’s still up for debate. 🕰️🎤

Apr 6, 2025

Let’s be clear: filibustering used to be about delaying bad bills.
Now? It’s performance art for the emotionally overcommitted and the logically under-equipped.
Booker’s marathon mic session looked less like legislative action and more like an audition for a Netflix docuseries called:

🎬 “When Grandstanding Goes Wrong”

We watched a grown man — a U.S. Senator, no less — trade sound policy for soundbites, all while hallucinating on sleep deprivation and a messiah complex. At some point, we had to ask:
👉 Was he standing up for the people, or standing in for applause?

And can we talk about the irony? 😵‍💫
Booker claims to fight for the voiceless, yet he literally wouldn’t shut up long enough to let anyone else speak.
It’s like trying to solve world hunger by starting a food fight. 🍝💥

Of course, the media called it “heroic,” which is just their way of saying:

“We needed something to fill the 2 a.m. slot.” 🙄📺

In the end, all that stood was:

• A man 🧍‍♂️
• A microphone 🎙️
• And a message so bloated with buzzwords it might’ve been written by ChatGPT with the liberal bias filter cranked to 11. 🤖📢

But hey, we’ll give him this — it was historic.
Not since Al Pacino screamed “Attica!” have we seen such dramatic misuse of airtime.

🔥 Coming Up on Trumplesteelskin: The Roast Series

Welcome to our new segment:

🎭 “Even Billionaires Get Burned” — Where Satire Takes No Prisoners

Ep. 1 — Corey Booker: “Filibust-a-Move: 25 Hours of Crying in Public” 🫠
Ep. 2 — Elon Musk: “From Mars to Memes: Roast Me Daddy” 🚀😈
Ep. 3 — Trumplesteelskin: “Gold Threads & Grievance Tweets” 👑🐘
Ep. 4 — Kamala Harris: “We Choose Hope. And Also… the Passage of Time?” ⏳🤷‍♀️
Ep. 5 — AOC: “Instagram’s Politician of the Year — Powered by Feelings” 📸💬

#CoreyBooker #FilibusterFail #PoliticalTheatre #WokeCircus #CongressCryingCorner
#Trumplesteelskin #SatirePublication #RespectfullySarcastic #LeftiesLosingIt #PoliticalRoast

📣 Closing Note from the Publisher:

Tomorrow on Trumplesteelskin?
We might break down the climate change committee’s carbon footprint from flying private jets to protest pipelines.
Because, you know… science. 🌎✈️💨

🧂 Stay salty, stay sane,
✍️ Trumplesteelskin

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Written by Nikki L Russell