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“25 Hours of Fame: Corey Booker’s Political Sleepovers”

Published in Trumplesteelskin — Where the Spin Gets Unraveled

If you ever find yourself talking for 25 hours straight, there’s a good chance you’re either under CIA interrogation or you’re Corey Booker filibustering for… well, that’s still up for debate.

Let’s be clear: filibustering used to be about delaying bad bills. Now? It’s performance art for the emotionally overcommitted and the logically under-equipped. Booker’s marathon mic session looked less like legislative action and more like an audition for a Netflix docuseries called “When Grandstanding Goes Wrong.”

We watched a grown man — a U.S. Senator, no less — trade sound policy for soundbites, all while hallucinating on sleep deprivation and a messiah complex. At some point, we had to ask: was he standing up for the people, or standing in for applause?

And can we talk about the irony? Booker claims to fight for the voiceless, yet he literally wouldn’t shut up long enough to let anyone else speak. It’s like trying to solve world hunger by starting a food fight.

Of course, the media called it “heroic,” which is just their way of saying “we needed something to fill the 2 a.m. slot.”

In the end, all that stood was a man, a microphone, and a message so bloated with buzzwords it might’ve been written by ChatGPT with a liberal bias filter turned up to 11.

But hey, we’ll give him this — it was historic. Not since Al Pacino screamed “Attica!” have we seen such dramatic misuse of airtime.

Tomorrow on Trumplesteelskin? Maybe we’ll break down the climate change committee’s carbon footprint from flying private jets to protest pipelines. Because, you know, science.

Stay salty, stay sane,

Trumplesteelskin

When the Broken Build Sanctuaries: Jelly Roll’s 100-Acre Promise to Addiction’s ForgottenNovember 24, 2025
There’s something about a man with a cross tattooed under his eye, standing on 100 acres of Tennessee land, pointing across a creek and saying, “That’s where we’re gonna save lives.” Jason DeFord — known to the world as Jelly Roll — isn’t your typical philanthropist. He’s not a Silicon Valley billionaire writing checks from a distance. He’s not a celebrity doing charity for the photo op. He’s a man who spent his teenage years and most of his twenties cycling in and out of prison cells. A man who dealt drugs, robbed people, and knew the inside of a… Read more: When the Broken Build Sanctuaries: Jelly Roll’s 100-Acre Promise to Addiction’s Forgotten
The Farm Boy Who Found His Voice: The Story of Billy GrahamNovember 24, 2025
Imagine standing before thousands of people in a packed stadium, your voice carrying a message of hope that will be heard around the world. Now, imagine that same person as a teenager on a dairy farm, far more interested in baseball than the Bible. This was the reality for Billy Graham, a man who would one day speak to more people about God than anyone in history. As President George H.W. Bush once said, he was: “A HUMBLE FARMER’S SON WHO HELPED CHANGE THE WORLD IS A SPIRITUAL GIFT TO ALL OF US.” This is the story of that transformation… Read more: The Farm Boy Who Found His Voice: The Story of Billy Graham

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